So let me tell you about our dinner last night.

We went to Pizza Hut.
And ordered 2 medium pizzas
One order of cheese sticks
One order of cinnamon sticks
For the 2 of us.

And two waters
But no alcohol, even though it was on the menu.
In a dry county.

And I saw 2 certificates on the wall as we left
For handwashing.
Framed certificates for handwashing.

I thought it was comical.
And now we have a lot of extra pizza.